Goodbye Cal State Long Beach and hello to $200,000 loans.
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I know I have a lot of heels. But I’ve always bought them on sale/clearance, or found some AMAZING deal. So I was curious to know how much I’ve spent total for all my heels. I have 10 pairs of heels. Two of them are so old that I forgot how much they were already but I know both were not over $20. But I calculated the 8 pairs I do remember. Grand total spent on 8 pairs of...
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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myladymother: “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was L U C I F E R T H E P R I N C E O F D A R K N E S S LOL LOL LOL this was a bit too funny to not repost because of the truth behind it.